In the last week PC had a few matches, I taught some English, and we saw some old friends. Nothing particularly out of the ordinary. Indeed, my post this week is essentially about the stupidest most ordinary thing: inspiration from the internets.
Specifically, I fell into a youtube rabbit hole watching people try international foods, which led to watching people taste strange chip flavors. Here are the ‘inspiring’ videos if you care to watch.
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Start this one 4 minutes in. It’s a bit slow paced.
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I’m rarely searching out the exotic in my daily life here in Germany. Additionally, I rarely buy chips. However, I found myself hovering around the chips aisle at my local supermarket the other day, and decided to examine the offerings. Here’s a few that stood out.
First Up: Cheeseburger. I couldn’t make myself buy them at the time. I’m imagining a lot of fake cheese and ketchup taste, and some general worries about the meat flavor possibilities.
Next: Chips marketed specifically for guys’ night. I have never understood food marketed strictly to one gender. I still recall utter confusion as a 13 year-old in London for the first time staring down a Yorkie chocolate bar proclaiming itself “not for girls”. I’m sorry chocolate is for everybody. And, by god, so are barbecue flavored chips! Although, I’m a tad confused about what this ‘flamed’ bbq situation is. Flamed?
Next: The chippies I actually exchanged money for: Roasted Bacon Style.
I find it interesting that it’s merely in the style of roasted bacon. It doesn’t say bacon flavor. I also liked that there’s a sprig of rosemary peeking out behind the bacon to class things up. My verdict: average taste, good texture, not particularly bacon-y. Will not buy again.
As I was leaving the market, I took a gander at the beverage selection and saw this abomination. A coquettish fox encouraging me to drink some brand of jägermeister mixed with coke…hard pass. However, A+ for originality. This concludes the stupidest thing I’ve ever posted.
Also of note on the internet, BR Volleys tickets on Groupon!
Oh and PC and I are totes into the Serial podcast. I love the concept, and the break from visual stimuli. Plus, the case is fascinating.
Thank you, Internets.